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When Kinky Pants Became Plural

January 30, 2009 by kinkypants · Comments Off 

I first met Miss kinky when she was 19 years old. I was fresh out of the Army, in the best shape of my life and horny as hell. She was a checker at a small grocery store in Olathe Kansas. I got up the nerve and asked her out while she was ringing up my groceries. She said no, telling me she had a boyfriend.

In my life there some things I’ve never been called. Overly intelligent, tall, dark, and handsome are a few of those things. But one thing I have been called many times in my life is “a persistent son of a bitch”. And fortunately in the case of Miss kinky this persistence got me that date about two months later. Read more

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